Doc: Well your test results are back Ms Hoffs, SH: Do you feel the same? Doc: Eh what? no, SH: Am I only dreaming? Doc: Er, no, no, I’m afraid not, SH: Is this burning an eternal flame? Doc: No, it’s definitely cystitis.
Category: 80s Pop Stars at the Doctors
No.3 – Men At Work
Doc: So you say you picked up a stomach bug at a music festival? MaW: Where beer does flow and men chunder, Doc: Giving you chronic flatulence, MaW: Can’t you hear, can’t you hear that thunder? Doc: And explosive diarrhoea, MaW: You better run you better take cover. Doc: Thank God for wipe-clean vinyl upholstery.
No.2 – George Michael
Doc: You say you’ve had this problem for a while? GM: Time can never mend, Doc: Good Lord, How on Earth did you manage to get a chocolate bar wedged up there? GM: The careless Whispa of a good friend. Doc: Fair enough.
No.1 – Tony Hadley
TH: With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue.. Doc: So you’re taking the meds, TH: Dissolve the nerves that have just begun.. Doc: Well I can’t see why you’re not sleeping then, TH: Listening to Marvin all night long Doc: Ah