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Why The Eighties Were Better Then Today
‘Stache of the 80s
Who sported the greatest ‘stache of the 80s? You decide.
Rule 14.3 – Petting
Rule 14 covers ‘Courting’ in the pub arena, how to behave if the opportunity to ‘get off’ with someone arises at your local. Subsection 14.3…
N0. 4 – Susanna Hoffs
Doc: Well your test results are back Ms Hoffs, SH: Do you feel the same? Doc: Eh what? no, SH: Am I only dreaming? Doc:…
No.3 – Men At Work
Doc: So you say you picked up a stomach bug at a music festival? MaW: Where beer does flow and men chunder, Doc: Giving you…
No.2 – George Michael
Doc: You say you’ve had this problem for a while? GM: Time can never mend, Doc: Good Lord, How on Earth did you manage to…
No.1 – Tony Hadley
TH: With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue.. Doc: So you’re taking the meds, TH: Dissolve the nerves…
What Constitutes a Proper Pub
This is the first ‘Rule’ that appears in Pub Rules of the Eighties; Rule 1: What Constitutes a Proper Pub? There are two kinds of…
Pulitzer Shock for Pub Rules
Forward to First Edition
There’s a problem with writing a humorous novel. With a normal novel the aim is to deliver a piece of work that is exciting, compelling,…